That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
