I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You should frame my arrest warrant.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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