I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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