Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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