it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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