google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
That accounts for only three of the penises
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
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