Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
