ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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