i think i have herpe
just one?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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