he shaved USA in his pubs
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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