That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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