I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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