Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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