I didn't shave. On purpose
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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