so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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