weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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