Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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