I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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