I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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