i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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