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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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