Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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