About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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