We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He has the fingertips of a God
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