I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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