I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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