My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together