How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Sex with a fat chick.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?