She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.