Duck Duck Cougar?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.