I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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