am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Couch. On fire.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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