i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
