I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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