Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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