david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
