i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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