I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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