awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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