Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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