Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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