id be glad to
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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