I cockslap morals
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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