My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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