You're so nebulous sometimes
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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