Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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