I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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