i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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