Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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