I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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