remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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