She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize
