So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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