Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
