it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
