two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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